Everybody run over to Ghetto Bowler and give him a pat on the back, 'cause he saved me from insanity. No longer to pop-ups slow my computer to a halt. No longer does spyware take over my memory usage and destroy all gaming experiences. I'm saved. YAY! This summer won't be crappy after all!

Well I tried to make the last night here with all of my Wartburg friends a lot of fun...but horribly failed. Well, actually it WAS a lot of fun for about 2 hours...but thats a story I don't feel like telling....let's just say I judged myself wrong and leave it at that...but I DO have a funny story to tell.
Ok, so last night I really didn't have anything to drink of my own...but a friend of mine who is always really generous, agreed to share with me...but I had nothing to mix my drink with. So I ran downstairs to the pop machine to get some orange pop, which was the flavor I needed to mix my drink. But there was none...so I ran across the street to another dorm to see if they had any, but they didn't. At this point I was rather determined to find some orange pop, so I ran (literally) across campus to another dorm, where I was SURE they had orange pop. Alas, I there was none. ARG! By now I was tired and mad, but I went to the neighboring dorm to see if there was any there. SUCCESS! There was some! But wait...noooooo! SOLD OUT!!! All of that work for stupid orange pop, and I couldn't find any! I gave up and went upstairs in the dorm to visit some people there. As I was talking to a girl I know from band, she was cleaning out her fridge, and what was sitting out on the floor? 2 LITERS OF ORANGE POP!!!! hahahaha! She didn't want it, so it was mine! After about 20 minutes of running around campus. For orange pop. Awesome.
In other news, I slept from 10pm last night until 1pm today...that was 15 hours of sleep! Awesome!

So yesterday I got back from work and was getting ready to print out my revised version of my Final Paper for my May Term class. But when I glanced at my printer, I noticed someone stole all of my paper! And I didn't have any more! ARRRGH!!! So I did a little detective work and found out that my roommate took it to print off HIS final paper. Well that pissed me off, so after I got some paper from someone else and got my paper printed off, I left him a little message on our door. It said:
Hey Dickface Jones:
What's up with taking ALL of MY paper out of MY printer (which is all the paper I had left) and leaving me with none when I have a PAPER DUE TOMORROW??!?!?!?!
I will kill you in your sleep.
Love,
The Big Ticket

I signed it with "The Big Ticket" because he's been making fun of my for that nickname as of late.
Oh yea, speaking of the Big Ticket....how about them WOLVES?! That was an AWESOME game! YAY! KG deserved to win....same with Flip. I love it.

And one more side note...I was informed that the Giant of Mattresses, while he did give me that link, he was not the one who first found it....that was The Demon of Draz. There, you happy you Demon....of Draz?

The Giant of Mattresses comes through again. If you've been watching the wolves in the playoffs, then you gotta check out this flash animation. The Kandi Man It's so true, it makes me laugh, but be mad at the same time. Check it out.

I just had a conference with my prof. regarding my research paper that is due on thursday at 9 a.m. We were sitting there discussing my outline, and I was like..."I hope to have it written by tonight and then work on my presentation tomorrow..." Her response was: "yea, I could tell by your in-class essays that you're a one-draft writter." oopsies! She caught me! Guilty as charged! Oh well, she just warned me not to take advantage of being able to "get by" on writing papers at the last minute. I didn't have the heart to say that I already do....ha.

So yea, my computer is a huge hassle. I've been wanting to post for a while now, but it takes too long. So will this be the demise of the site? Well, I plan to reformat next fall, so the posts should pick up again. Plus, that Winter Term I'll be in Denver doing my internship and taking a couple classes, so I'm sure I'll have some good stories. But this summer may be a little tough. But then, who really reads it during the summer? I can't imagine I will post all that much. So what I'm trying to say, is that if I start to be a bad blogger, know that next Fall, when my computer is reformated and runs better, I will get this thing going again. Until then, I still have 3 days of classes left....but only 1 paper, a take-home essay, and a presentation on that last paper....I should be good....and then I'll be back home for the summer, starting work at SA on the 25th! w00t. ok, peace out y'all.