I didn't find the following link, so I gotta give props to my man the Giant of Mattresses.
1) Go to Google
2) Type in (but don't hit enter): "weapons of mass destruction"
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button to the right of where you've typed in -- don't hit the normal "Google search" button.
4) READ CAREFULLY what appears to be a normal ERROR message. Make sure you read the whole error message.

It's pretty funny.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!! The last 3 days have been pure HELL as I've been stressed out about getting this paper done by 11 today. Now I just checked my email and the prof. said she can't make it today, so the papers are due TUESDAY! SONOFAWHITEMANFROMTOWN! That means all of the slackers that didn't do a good job or that didn't try hard like the rest of us, just got a second chance. dang dingleberries.

3 a.m.? Man, I finished this thing a whole 8 hours before it is due. I was golden. You know what's crazy? Yesterday seems like it was like a way long time ago.......I could have sworn the gophies played like on Sunday.....jeez....i guess time moves slow when you're stressed out. You know what else? THEY FOUND AUDREY! YAY!

I mean yea, I only have 4 pages done on a 15 page paper that's due thursday morning.....but that was worth it to take 2 hours and watch the Gophers Women beat the Number One Team In the NATION!!!!! FINAL FOUR BABY!!!!!!

I didn't really want to post something tonight....but I will anyway. I guess i could give the highlights of my weekend:
Friday I did laundry.....that was boring. Saturday I did homework and then kind of sat around the room for a while. Then I had the great idea to go visit my future roommates and see what they are up to....which then lead to a night of drinking. It was good fun. I hung out with people who I haven't ever drank with before....and quite frankly, I didn't know that they drank. So that was cool. I had my first Corona too. It was good. Um...sometime during the night I lost my favorite beer glass though. I'm pretty bummed about that. Oh yea, and I made a fool of myself as usual....but this time there were cameras present, so I'm excited for those pics....kinda.....then today I did homework. Pretty lame weekend, I know....but....meh. My bro comes to visit here tomorrow evening. That'll be good to see him. I haven't seen him since the summer.....that was a long time ago.
In other news, regarding the previous post, a new movement is taking shape here at Wartburg. I've posted a couple other posters in our bathroom and around the halls. Feel free to support the movement and join F.A.P.C.S. (the Faction Against Pee Covered Seats). FAPCS has many members now, both female and male. Quite frankly, the battle that we FAPCS members fight is one seen at many colleges and homes across the nation. Even internationally......as long as they have toilets. Either tomorrow night or tuesday night I'm going to go to the library and print off about 50 posters that say something along the lines of:
"Don't settle for that mess you're sitting in! Join F.A.P.C.S." and slide one under every door (both male and female) in my dorm. I'll have to do it at like 3am, but it'll be worth it. hehehehehe....it makes me giggle just thinking about it. So yea, if you want to join F.A.P.C.S., contact your local F.A.P.C.S. representative.
KEEP ON FIGHTING!