Let me first say that I DID make those posters with the saying "FOR THOSE ABOUT TO POO: WE SALUTE YOU!" and I also typed up Issue #1 of the F.A.P.C.S. Newsletter. Why? Partly because it's like 2:30 am and I'm wide awake, but also because I've been meaning to do something like that for a while, but never really got around to it. Yea, I realize it's really silly to put all of this effort in the Faction, when it really doesn't exist....but I think it's really funny. And even though there are only about 4 people who were around and "in" with the moment when I founded the FAPCS, more and more people on campus come up to me and ask about it. Seriously. It's kinda weird. Today even it came up in conversation. Unfortunately, it was because I had put up some posters in the academic buildings with a misspelled word. I was at work when quickly typed them up and then printed off about 50 copies....and I spelled heinous as "haneious." Oopsies! Ha! Yes, well I've been replacing those posters with the properally spelled word. That reminds me of when they put up new signs around campus and one said "Dinning Services." Oh well, even bad press is still better than no press, right? Whatever.
Ok, new topic. So I was talkin with G-Master today and she knew that I wasn't coming home....only I hadn't told her. Apparently she heard it from someone who heard it from someone who heard it from a girl that I've only talked to like 3 times in the past 2 years. Which is a little scary....and weird. It makes me think she reads this site. Which could potentially be really bad. 'Cause I know I've mentioned her. So.....in keeping with the coded name theme I tend to go with on this site, (I.E. G-Master, Ghetto Bowler, The Giant of Mattresses, Crazy Crane Ian, Punkrocker Joe, "Jess") I've created one for her. And if she reads this, then she'll know if I'm talking to her.....if not, then sorry I wasted your time with this extremely long paragraph about nothing.......dangit.....I can't think of a good name.........we don't really have a good inside joke.........hmmm........ok.....I hope she gets this: So, Mystery Break-up, if you read this site and I've talked about you......take everything with a grain of salt. 'Cause most likely I was drunk when I typed it. So yea.....but at the same time.....there was probably some truth in it.....so take it whatever way you want.
At any rate.....yah............time to play a game.........it's called lie in my bed and try to fall asleep.

And so my weekend alone begins. Pretty much everybody here at Wartburg has left, except some sports people. I, in case you didn't know, made the decision to stay at school.....because I gotta get stuff done. Plus, we have another break in like a week because Winter term finals are next week. Then we have May Term and then the year is over. Yup, alright time to make some more FAPCS posters.....my latest thought is something along the lines of:
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO POO: WE SALUTE YOU!
Taken from, of course, the AC/DC song: For those about to Rock, We Salute You. I dunno....it's just a thought.
Peace out.

Oh yea, and I was fine Sunday at work. I think it was because I was eating so much Saturday night.......and it was waaaaay fun. A hee hee! By the way, Ghetto Bowler should be getting that Holla Mix up soon....in fact it was supposed to be up Monday......yell at him if you get a chance. Peace.

I've had a lot of problems lately with viruses. So getting on the internet has been rough. Today was the last day of band this year. There may be May Term band, but maybe not. It's more than a little depressing thinking abou this 'cause that means another year of school is almost done. We only have 2 years left after this. *sigh* On top of that, I know more and more people that are going to be gone Fall term next year and also May term, so because I'll be gone Winter term, I won't see them at ALL next year. That stinks man! Although, even if I had known that going when I applied for Wartburg West, I still would have done it. I think the biggest thing I'll miss next year, though, is band and playing my trombone. I kind of got screwed as far as that goes during high school and now when I finally get to be in good groups, I'll be missing half of a year......bummer. I dunno...I don't mean to get all sentimental on ya, but I'm just realizing the end is near. Whoever said "high school is the best time of your life" never went to college. Because nothing beats sitting in your room at 1 a.m. having to poop really bad, but you can't because your roommate is out in the common room making out with his girlfriend..........sorry that was a little off-topic....at any rate, I thought I should post something.

alright, so here's the deal. I'm still drunk and I have to work at 1.....which is like noon, since it's daylight savings time. So I was drinking tonight in a room with my future roommates. Then I remembered this house party I wanted to go to....and I caught I ride with a friend. but on the way we drove past Subway, and i was waaaaaaay hungry, so we stopped and I bought a sub....and ate it. So then we went to this kegger house party and stayed there for about an hour and a half....and then I got talked into going to another house party in Cedar falls, which is like 20 minutes from wartburg....it would be like goin to a party in the cities if I was in Lakeville....so anyway, I kept hearing that it was "dave's" house, but I had no idea who dave was. but once we got there, I knew who he was and it was all cool. The crazy thing is, though, is that it was all WARTBURG ppl and I knew most of them....even the chicks....and so that was cool. There was Jungle Juice there and I had some, but I was cutting myself off, since I knew I had to work tomorrow. So yea....that was a pretty fun two parties. So I was going to get a ride back with the same ppl I drove there with, but they had been drinking. A LOT too. So, even in my drunken state, I made the smart decision and didn't get in the car with them and hung around the party until a SOBER person was ready to go home....and I got a ride with her. I'm proud of myself. Booyea. So anyway.....I shoudl go to bed soon or something. Booyea. peace.