I'VE GAINED WEIGHT!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!

ok, I should go to bed and not stay up again, but I felt I needed to write this in. Once again, Downtown reared its ugly head. I was going bowling with some friends and some friends of friends and we were going to a new place right by the Target Center. So we get there, all cool, big college kids, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand in 10 minutes it was going to be 21+. POOP! Well, then.....hmmmm.....that sucked! So, a couple of the guys that were visiting had to drive home then and the rest of us decided to go to our usual bowling place. And, as always, I was the only male......funny how that seems to ALWAYS happen! ok...off to bed~

I need to hang out with friends....I need peer attention....my family, while I do love being with them and doing stuff with them, is slowly sucking the life from me. At any rate, dinner was good....I got to do the Helland Boy Rite of Passage this year. Once the particular Helland boy reaches his freshman year in college, he may have a glass of wine with his thanksgiving meal.....YAY! Granted it was about a half a glass, and it tasted, ummm......well, it definitly had a bite to it, it was still alright. If I remember correctly neither of my brothers liked it their first time either AND they didn't finish it. Well, I decided I WAS GOING TO FINISH THE GLASS. Unfortunatly, at the end of the meal, I still had 3/4 left in the glass. Now, in hindsight this may have not been the best plan, but I was determined....so, you guessed it, I chugged the rest of the glass. Caused quite a stir in the household.....hahahahaha....it was worth it! Alright, I guess I'll just go to bed because I am bored out of my mind!!!! Later dudes.....

Once again, this kinda sucks. I'm on my wartburg schedual, which is stay up late, get up early. Stay up late, get up late. Stay up late, get up early....and so on until the weekend, which is stay up late, get up late. So here I am, wide awake at 1:45 in the morning. nothing to do, except blabber on this site. I COULD"VE done something fun with people tonight, but noooooo...they had to go stinkin DOWNTOWN...I would've even gone to the casino, except now I REALLY don't have any money to spend there. Unless, of course, I actually win, in which case WOOOHOOO!!!! On the positive side of things, I discovered the way to find true happiness. First, you need to get a puppy-->preferably a cute one. Next, you play with this puppy for nearly a year and then go away to college. When you get back from college on, say thanksgiving break, you go into you room and take a looooong nap with this puppy curled up against your stomach. All of your worries about term papers and girls and life and college and rooms and grades and money, slip from your mind and you are content. aaaaaaaaaaaawesome!!! I LOVE MY PUPPY!!! His name is Timber, by the way. Our last dog, T.K., named after the MN Twins' manager Tom Kelly, died the fall of my senior year in high school. We had T.K. for about 10years. Then, for christmas that year, my parents gave me Timber......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww....he's sooo cute....hehehehehehe....ok, enough of that. Time to be manly again. GUNS! HUNTING!! FOOTBALL!! GRRRRRR!! yea...thats right...I'll show you MY guns...WHAT?? anyway...i'm just wasting time here because I don't want to go to bed yet....speaking of which, I haven't gotten to tell my "CRANE" story yet....and it even has a new installment! I also need to write on here my "DEER" story....but I'll save that for another night. So before I wrap this sucker up, I'll leave ya with one parting, yet interesting observation. Since I've been at college and have had to take showers with SUPER hard water, I had an interesting revelation this evening when I took a shower with soft water again...SOFT WATER SMELLS GOOD! Don't believe me?? Think I'm pulling this out of my butt?? Well if you are attending college right now, wait until you get back on like christmas break (if you have to go back after this break, otherwise, you'll have to wait on this) and then pay attention when you take your first shower back at home. It was kinda cool, yet......kinda stupid...why did I just share that?? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah poop.........bbeastieboyfan88@yahoo.com

Well then....I'm back home in good ol lakeville and I have NOTHING TO DO!!! I thought I was going to go out with some people here, but they were going downtown and didn't know exactly where they were going. It's too darn cold out tonight to just wander around downtown, ya know? So instead I'm stuck at home, my bro is listening to the basketball game and I am bored. This computer doesn't even have any games on it...I could watch my b-boy DVD again...that was pretty cool. I enjoyed it a lot. Fun stuff. My family didn't quite grasp why it was so great, but they just don't understand a beastie fan. DEAL WITH IT!!! I wish I had a girlfriend here so I could hang out with her or go see a movie with her...but I dont and that extremely sucks. dangit....and my parents will come home soon too.....it's cool being around them again, but I've grown acustomed to doing whatever and saying whatever.....it's like I gotta tip toe around them now and make sure nothing slips out of my mouth...but I now something will....ok...i'm gonna go....bye...

ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STUPID SA MADE ME GIVE BACK THE COUCH WE STOLE FROM THE LOUNGE! everyone has seen it in our room and hasn't cared.....he could've at least waited until we got kicked out of our room!!! ljkfdfsdkjfldkjfkljfd

I was just thinking that I should start packing again...apparently we are going to pack the car tonight. It has been REALLY cold here lately....I just about died walking all the way to the public library this afternoon....then I didn't want to leave the warmth....for all of you lakeville ppl that read this, remind me to tell you about "THE CRANE STORY" it was pretty cool. this post kinda sucks because I don't have anything to say...the last couple of nights i should've been working on my paper, but I've been just goofing off with kids around here because I'm skipping class on wednesday. Tonight...at about 2 am or so....we may duct tape a kid to his bed. It's still in the planning stages, but we'll see how it goes...ok...this sucks...bye

oh, and I got back at the kid who stole my belt....when he was in there, I got a lot of toilet paper and got it wet, and threw it down on him.....CLASSIC!

I just spent an hour and a half reading a book that was written for kids. It is called, There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom. WOW! I highly recomend it. It's hard for me to admit, but....I almost...ALMOST.....cried....WHAT? WHO SAID THAT???? AAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! bbeastieboyfan88@yahoo.com

sooo, in case you didn't know, I hate sitting next to another guy in the pooper. Once the guys around here found that out, though, they've been giving me soo much crap---no pun intended. Like tonight for instance, I went into my favorite stall and pretty soon one of my friends came in.....sat in the next stall and STOLE MY BELT!! I was like, WHAT THE HECK!! He ran off laughing. A couple minutes later, two guys with guitars came in and serenaded me outside the stall for about 5 minutes. Pet peeve aside, it was actually quite plesant. Now, to get my belt back.........

I had a great idea of what to write on here, but then I forgot it.....work was too boring tonight. On the negative side of life, my parents started reading this page....mom and dad, if you are reading this right now, STOP!!! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THIS LINK FOR A REASON!!! THESE ARE ENTRIES FOR FRIENDS AND BROTHERS!! WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, BUT......LEAVE THE SITE NOOOOOW! ok, sorry about that dudes, but I had some business to take care of! Also, I won't be coming back home untill wednesday. My ride wants to wait for his girlfriend....silly, I know....later!

it's nearly 1 a.m......i just wrote two papers in a 5 hour period, plus did other homework.....and now, I'm contemplating whether or not to take a shower tonight......yup....I'm going to take a shower....yay!

I'm about to write my second paper for the night, yes it's for that crazy western civ. class. But, I needed a break, so I while I listen to G&R and AC/DC I will tell ya a little story. So dim the lights, put a log on the fire, grab a cozy blanket, and get comfy. Ok, so on friday night, a kid that I know went on a shopping trip with his friends. So when he got back, he had a lot of.....sodas to carry. But he needed to make a couple of trips, so he parked his car right outside of the dorm, still running, with the lights on. Now, a key part of this story is his car. It's a back aurora, tinted windows...rims, I think, and an awesome sound system. So here was this car sitting out, running in the street and the lights are on. Well, when this kid got back inside, he got side tracked, and was talking to some people, and introducing his friends to everybody. Then friday night happened and he fell asleep. The next morning, he was going to play paintball, and in the middle of his shower.....he remembered his car. Yes, that awesome car was left alone, running, unlocked, on a college campus on a friday night. AWWW CRAP! So, he called security and they had no records about the car that night. He talked to people around the campus...nothing....he looked around campus...nothing....so he was about to call the police and then kill himself, when he decided to look in the parking lot as a last ditch effort. It was parked in the back of the furthest away parking lot. In perfect condition, with the keys sitting on the passenger seat. He has no idea who moved it there for him, but he doesnt' care. HOW LUCKY IS THAT!!!! I think it had to have been a girl that moved it. Any self-respecting male would have moved it to a weird spot and parked it. Any evil person would've stolen it. So yes, it IS official I AM GOING TO SCHOOL IN IOWA!!!!!!!!! wow......bbeastieboyfan88@yahoo.com

Fine, be that way! It's ok to eat hay, boom bay, yay yay yay.
I wish I had a toupay, but thats ok 'cause it's may. Boom bay, yay yay yay.
I think I'll go down to the bay, to dig up some clay. Hey! I think I saw a blue jay! Where? L.A. U.S.A Boom bay, yay yay yay.
Man, I loved 8th grade choir...we rocked...........

I'm about to go to bed, but I just had caffine so I may be up for a little bit. Tonight was another slow night in the dorm, everyone went to parties outside the dorms. It was one of those nights where you don't do anything but sit around, but right when you turn off the t.v. and start your homework, someone comes in your room and you talk for a long time. So I did nothing tonight and accomplished nothing tonight. Thats bad because i want to have fun thanksgiviing break, but right now it looks like i will be reading like mad....bummer....k, i need to hit the hay...later.....bbeastieboyfan88@yahoo.com