There's a kid that lives down the hall that doesn't like to pee in a urinal....he insists on using a stall. But he usually doesn't lift the seat. Ladies, you all know what my beef is. Actually, the whole floor is pretty fed up with him. There have been several signs posted above the toilets hinting at our displeasure, but they haven't worked. Tonight I finally got around to writing my own little letter. Below is what is currenty hanging above our toilets:
An Ode to He Who Pees on the Seats

Now hold up and wait
Before you whip out that dong
Read this poem, mate,
I promise it won’t be long.

There seems to be
One guy who needs to pee
Standing alone in a stall
Rumor has it, he’s tall.

I am not gay
No really, I don’t swing that way.
The thought makes me sick
I guess he’s afraid we like….men.

I don’t mind if he
Is afraid of a friendly pee
But he tends to miss
And cover the seat in piss.

So listen here mister
The stalls are for a poo or a sister.
But if you must be that kid
Do us all a favor and lift the lid.

Alright, I am through
Please go ahead and poo.
Thank you for your ear
I’m off to drink a beer.

..................................I'm sure they'll be ripped down come tomorrow evening, but it was worth it.

I just found out today that some wartburg students read this page. Craziness.
So on wednesday I had my big British Literature test. The second test of the Brit Lit classes are always the hardest. Last semester I got an 89 on the first test and a 77 on the second. This semester I didn't want that to happen....so I started studying Saturday, then sunday, then monday, then tuesday, and then Wednesday I only had Brit. Lit. at 2:30....so I studied all day as well. So yea....I don't know what I got on it yet, but discussing some of the questions with classmates, we decided that it IS true that the prof. writes the tests so that NOBODY can get 100%. There were questions on the test that he never talked about in lecture and we not in the book. They were totally random......I mean jeez....for some of us that can't get all of the "easy" questions correct, he doesn't have to make it even harder by putting obscure crap on there....
Anyway....I just needed to vent on that. Otherwise, I've been doin aiight. Today it was kinda rainy, but not too bad. Except for the 5 minutes while I was walking back from band....during which it poured. So I was totally soaked. It sucked. Especially since I was wearing my last pair of clean socks..........*sigh*........so now I'm going without socks. I know. Stinky. Literally. Ok I gotta watch basketball.

So I had that scheduling conflict, right? Well, as I was trying to find a solution as quickly as possible, I had sent out emails to three different profs, and talked to another. The result? I found a good way to get around the problem (although it isn't the path I wanted to take), but now I have all of these emails circulating around to and from different profs that I need to corral and tell them that I know whats up. Silliness, I tell you, silliness.

yea not so much on that bracket anymore......in other news, I was registering for classes today when I found out that two classes I need for my major, are only offered at 2:30, MWF. Hmmm.....I can't be in two places at once.....so that kind of sucks. It really messes up what I had planned to take Senior year, but since one of the classes offered at 2:30 only comes around every 2 years, I have to take that one. It stinks, but I think I'll be alright. Hey, once again Ghetto Bowler comes through with a good link. You remember party boy, from the movie Jackass? Well here's a site that gives you a ton of house party music....and you can make your own party! I personally like Party Mix - Part 4, and Mr. Fingers Music Mix (the 1/04/04 version). It's pretty good to have on in the background. Yesssssir.
Um, what else......this weekend was pretty lame. Nothing really going on. Friday night I went over to Girl #1's room and watched a movie with her and her friends. Alas, she thought I was just coming by to say "hey"......but at least I got my foot in the door....no pun intended. Saturday was homework, and then I went to a bar in town to hear one of my friends' band play. The bar is a one that all of the locals and the non cliche wartburg students go to, so it was nice to get away from the normal scene. Of course, the non cliche students are also the ones that a lot of society likes to call the "bad apples." All our lives, it is pounded into our heads who is good to hang out with and who is not. Sadly enough, I've found that most of the time the "bad influences" are more fun. That's not to say I follow by their example. Nooooonononono.....what they do is their own choice. But they are a fun group of people.
At any rate, I need to run to the bookstore and get some notecards.......YAY FOR STUDYING!