So for the latest issue of the Wartburg Trumpet, I wrote a column that was kind of about the end of the world. I honestly think it's the best column I've ever written (check it out here). But when I read through it in the actual hard-copy version, it ends in the middle of the very last sentence. No period. Just "When the Earth shakes your city and destroys everything you know, suddenly that" and then my name at the end.

WHAT THE HECK! Not only does it absolutely destroy everything I wrote above it -- 'cause that's the clincher line -- it means I can't use it for my portfolio. Screwed from both angles. I'm pissed.