If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go to where fashion sits:
Puttin on the Ritz

I was doing so well. I thought I had it beat. But then temptation took hold of me and it was all over....I went to the liquor store and bought some beer. Something amazing happened, though. I was standing there in front of the HUGE refrigerated area of Springs Liquor Outlet, trying to see which kind of domestic beer was the cheapest, when I noticed that a lot of imported bottled 12-packs were only a dollar or so more than a 12-pack of Budweiser bottles, so I figured I get an imported beer. Maybe some Paulaner, or something.....when all of the sudden, my eyes settled on a sale sign for all Breckinridge Brewery beers. If you can believe it, it was actually cheaper to get a 12-pack of Breckinridge bottles than a 12-pack of Bud cans. WOOOHOOO! Breckenridge Avalanche Ale is my favorite beer ever. Love it. That totally made my night. It was awesome.
In other news, earlier this week I weighed myself and was horrified to see I was back down to the weight I was when I was in high school....which was bad. But I just weighed myself again two seconds ago and I'm 10 pounds heavier. Explain that to me. In other words, who knows what my real weight is. I know for a fact that I'm not eating less than I was in high school....and I definitely drink a lot more beer. I don't pretend to understand how my body works, but that amount of weight fluctuation is pretty crazy, you gotta admit.
Speaking of craziness, when did the twins start playing so crappy?!? I mean seriously, we've lost 8 of the last 11 games, and it sure looks like we're going to lose again tonight. Maybe this is a good summer to be away from Minnesota, because I wouldn't be able to handle watching highlights of them losing night after night. I guess there's still plenty of baseball yet to be played, but DETROIT is beating us. ARRRRGHHH!