The following are phrases that were actually said on AIM.....only here I put them horribly out of context:

poopunder mybum: that's the biggest penis i've ever seen
poopunder mybum: which is a sign of a good show
bbeastieboyfan88: I'm sure you know the rest
bbeastieboyfan88: I'm on the job right now
poopunder mybum: i think you look very handsome tonight
poopunder mybum: lets go driving
bbeastieboyfan88: yea good plan
poopunder mybum: i prolly wouldn't feel it
bbeastieboyfan88: That deserves a punch to the neck
poopunder mybum: then we can hang out
bbeastieboyfan88: oooooooh nooo!
poopunder mybum: uh oh
poopunder mybum: then i made a terrible terrible mistake
poopunder mybum: God help us