alright alright. So there I was, no pants and a top-hat, running down mainstreet screaming "I've been raped by a giant mongoose." Naw...not really. I kinda wish I had crazy stories like that though. You know, like one I could tell my kids.....or my future co-workers around the water cooler...."Man, I remember this one time at college....." Like seriously, after this....is work....and then retirement and then death. Think about the typical life: "You're born. You prepare for school. You go to grade school to prepare for college. You go to college to prepare for the Real World and work. You go to work to save up for retirement. You retire and prepare for death. You die...and depending on what you believe in.....either restart the process or go to some higher (or lower) place. Yea I know that's a pesimistic outlook on life, but really it's true. Sometimes I think about that and I make some stupid decisions to make up for it (see below). Other times, i get depressed and say screw it and don't do anything. Anyway....sorry to get all philosophical on ya. And now a list of 20 things I hate:
1. Walking in on your roommate.
2. Email forwards.
3. Losing the remote.
4. Nose bleeds.
5. Headaches.
6. Boring weekends.
7. Bad music.
8. Christians that judge and say I'm not "Christian enough."
9. Stress.
10. People who diss the beastie boys.
11. Waking up early
12. My tendancy to procrastinate.
13. Hot girls who know they're hot.
14. The dude down the hall.
15. Girls who mess with your mind (oops! That's all of them!)
16. Raw chicken.
17. People who don't flush.
18. People who don't shower.
19. Computer Viruses.
20. Profs who give a ton of homework over spring break.