poopunder mybum: oooooh, nothing on earth or in heaven should move so fast as what just moved through my bowels
poopunder mybum: lordy
bbeastieboyfan88: it already went through???
bbeastieboyfan88: You ate like 45 minutes ago
poopunder mybum: not yet, it's still sitting in my anus
poopunder mybum: but it's close
bbeastieboyfan88: about to burst, huh?
poopunder mybum: yessir