Tuesday, November 11, 2003

(Enter Corey and Crazy Crane Ian with lunch trays. They sit at the table next to the Res 106 girls, known for their great abilities to through an awesome party. Crazy Crane Ian and Corey eat for a few moments, listening to the conversation of the girls behind them.)
(Turing to the Res 106 table)

Corey: Hey, are you guys gonna party tomorrow night.
(Corey waits for the roaring laughter to stop. Allow at least 2 minutes)
Corey: Ok, better question: Where are you gonna be?
Marisol: whew (wiping the tears from her eyes) that was the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
Kara: after we had just spent the whole dinner deciding what to drink! (giggles)
Sarah: (Shakes her head) I'm disappointed in you Corey.
Jade: How long have you known us?! I mean, when have we not partied on a wednesday?!
Corey: (looking a little embaressed) Ok, yes that was a stupid question....but where are you gonna be?
Sarah: There's a party at the Alamo, I think.
Corey: Ok (turns back to his meal and continues to eat. The Res 106 table attempts (but fails) to contain their laughter.)
C.C.Ian: Corey....you're an idiot.
Curtain