Yesterday I went out and bought the Wayne's World box set....it was only 20 bucks so I couldn't refuse. At any rate, I watched it last night, so "The Merve Mobile" was on my mind. When I stopped in at Engren's today, I saw that exact same car....only in yellow. Can you guess who owned it? Take a wild guess.....you'll never guess. It was Donald Laboone!!!! OH. MY. GOD. I never thought it would be possible for him to get any more creepy, but it has happened. Ladies and Gentlemen, he is now the proud owner of a "Molester Mustache." Wowzas......it was gross/weird/nasty/scary. Serioulsy. Plus, he has ruined the coolness of that kind of car.
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