Pre-roommate girlfriend visit chat:
Craig Crile, roommate, 7pm: "No wait, I got an idea! The dress pants! Yess, look corey!"
me: "dude, you're worse than a girl. Just pick something. You don't have enough color there, though."
CC: "No....shut up....thats exactly the point. Yea...I'm stylin now, check out the sandals."
me: "I don't know....sandals? Wait, are those the ones your girlfriend gave you?"
CC: "Or wait....maybe I shouldn't......yea, yea.....there thats better!"
me: "Dude, they're exactly the same sandals!"
CC: "No! They're blue! Look! Blue....black....blue....black!"
me: "Whatever dude....just leave and go to her house."
CC: "Shut up.....oooh almost forgot....."
me: "a little behind the ears?"
CC: "I've taught you well, Corey! Someday you will be able to date real girls!"
me: "DUDE! SHUT UP!!!!"
CC: "hahahahahaa."
What is college? Meaningless conversations......sweet, sweet meaningless conversations.